Here's a funny story I heard today. Don't know if it's true or not. But it made me laugh & think you'll enjoy it.
There was a couple that was excited, anxious & looking forward to marriage & living together. But the guy was fearful he'd be loved a little less & be a real turn-off because he had really stinky feet. So he resolved to always go to bed with his socks on. The gal, it turns out, also had a real chip on her shoulder. She had a seriously bad case of bad breath. So she resolved to always brush her teeth as soon as she woke up...and climb back into bed again smelling good.
This couple got hitched. They got a place of their own. They lived together. This 'keeping up of appearances' went on perfectly well for the first six months. Not a hitch. Everything was swell.
Then...it happened. The guy, for some reason, woke up in the middle of the night. He was absolutely distraught to discover that one of his socks was missing! He started scrambling under the bed covers to look for that missing sock. He was really starting to panic....and the frantic searching stirred his wife awake. She was infuriated at being woken up. She poked her head under the bed covers, looked at her husband in the eye and blurted out, "What in the world are you doing???????"
He replied, in total honesty and dismay, "OH NO!!!! YOU ATE MY SOCK!!!!!!!!"