Some Comic Relief.....
Received an email with a list of Ah Beng & Ah Lian jokes. They were all hilarious but this is my favourite:
Ah Lian as phone operator :
> Ah Lian goes for a job interview as a phone operator.
> After a short conversation, the manager realizes that Ah Lian can't speak
> decent english and he decides to make it hard for her and says "Ok, I'll
> employ you if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
> Ah Lian of course agrees. The manager says, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink
> and Yellow.
> Now use them in 1 sentence."
> Ah Lian thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok.
> The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"